Suffering from "acute ventilatoritary syndrome"
That really is a disease. "AVS" is when you're just about ready to snap, and usually a dumb-ass statement or something done with total lack of common sense can send you toppling over the edge.
Where's Flash when I need him to tell these idiots to not "push me, cuz I'm close to the... edge, I'm trying not to lose my head, ha ha ha ha ha".
People say patience is a virtue. Since when is patience a 'good' quality? So if I was to tell someone that I'm a good guy, and that person asked me why, is it feasible that I respond with, "well, I'm a good guy because I know how to wait". Stupid patience, get lost you freak.
That's like giving a hitman a name to make their job title seem a little more humane. "Uumm," says the blood-soaked killer, "what I'm doing is okay because I'm damage control for private agencies. And your life is damaged, so let me control it with this wire string." It sounds a lot more acceptable, right?
Fuck patience. And screw corporate America.
